Miss Gay Q & A

December 26, 2010

It’s Christmas in the barrio! As usual, aside from the Christmas program held for the barangay people, purok fiestas slash Christmas program is expected to proceed after.  First to hold their purok fiesta slash Christmas program is Purok IV, our neighboring purok.  Hearing the crowd laughter echoing through the loud sound system, I got curious and decided to take a peep on what’s happening.  Luckily, I chanced to get on time to see the question and answer of their search for Little Miss Gay. 

Here’s one funny Q&A:

Emcee:  Kung nakita mo yung ka-klase mo na nangongopya, ano ang gagawin mo?  Isusumbong mo ba o papabayaan mo?

Candidate No. 1: Isusumbong.

Emcee: Bakit mo isusumbong?

Candidate No. 1: Kasi nangongopya. (It makes sense noh?hehe!)

(the second candidate was called)

Emcee: Sino ang paborito mong bayani? Bakit?

Candidate No. 2: PIOLO! (toinks! The crowd went wild with laughter)

Emcee: Hindi artista, bayani.

Candidate: Bayani Agbayani! (toinks ulit!)

Emcee: (Already resigned of pointing the question) Bakit?

Candidate No. 2: KAsi magaling siya. (It really makes sense people!hehehe!)

HIGH SCHOOL SLUMBOOK

Back in high school, here's how funny we answer a slumbook questions...

NICKNAME:

·         Just call me what you want! (Revelyn G.) – haba naman!

·         Robinhood (Aries P.) -  nyan!

PHONE NO:

·         O210 (Neilsen D.) – wehey!

·         B-B-10-B-10 (Gina E.) – wehehehe!

ADDRESS:

·         Sara ti Nuang, Nerbyosa, New Vizmatatag (Marnellie T.) – mayat!

LIKES AND DISLIKES:

·         Buris/ Tabbel (Mauricio) –eeeew!

FAVORITE FOOD:

·         Any basta hindi panis. (Collen C.) – alright!

·         Any basta food. (Jensen D.) – ok!

FAVORITE SONG:

·         Old song (Nagimas kan Mayyang) (John F.) – wehee! Kinnes!

FAVORITE PET:

·         Tiger, Lion, & Zebra (Roderick C.) – tatta ko lng marealize, uray idi gayam ki agkatkatol kan ‘coy. hehe

·         Ampas (John F.) – hahahaha!

I’M FOND OF READING BOOKS LIKE:

·         Encyclopedia and bible (Gerwin S.) - owwwssst?!! :p

·         Bible, Komiks, & Letters (Ruvelma L.) - letters?huh? books bay un?

·         Theme notebook (Fil. & Eng.) (Len Myrth L.) – studious! Pero books din ba un?

DESCRIBE YOURSELF:

·         Just see me na lang in personal. (MArnellie T.) – nyan!

·         Only mirror and you can judge. (Ginalyn E.) – I’m not a judge.

·         I have no right. (Judelee T.) – no comment!

·         I have a complete body but “lock” of 2 or 1 teeth (Ruvelma L.) - anya kano?!hehe)

·         I’m Cherry Tree (Cherry Roanne G.) - Watever, gurl!(“,)

WHO IS YOUR FIRST LOVE:

·         Never mind. (Roanne G.) – ammok nu apai! Nyan!

DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE ONE:

·         Very shy but killjoy. (Johnny Lou A.) – sino?!

WHEN & WHERE DID YOU MEET?

·         Casilyas (Cherry P.) – wow! How romantic!

DEFINE LOVE:

·         Love is ayat according to mayat but it’s makapuyat and it produces mukat. - toinkz!

·         Love is like a clock that tik-tak-tik-tak in my heart (Mylyn C.) – namaaaan!

·         Love is like a rosary that is full of mistery (Kit2) – su met lang adu nga misteryo ti nangnangyari idi! Nyan!

·         Love is poison that can kill your ambition (Cherry P.) – really?!

·         Love is a feeling that we cannot remove (Carress M.) – oo  nga naman!hehe!

WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KISS:

·         Bisukol (Gina E.) – mwuah! Mwuah!

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT:

·         When he (her crush) went away. (Theza) - wow, how embarrassing!hehe

·         When my first love don’t love me anymore. (Mydee O.) - naman!

·         Okey lang. (Colleen C.) - appow!

·         They say that my mama is already died (Ruvelma L.) - ha?!

·         Bakit ka tanong ng tanong? (Mauricio S.) – sagot ka kasi ng sagot!

·         When my grandfather died and my father was in the hospital (Carress M.) – o I c.

·         She break me (Johnny Lou A.) – maysa met!

UNFORGETTABLE DATE & PLACE:

·         Date of happiness in SJA (Cherry P.) - dagita ket!

·         Ni nalipatakon (Lorraine L.) – apay ngay?

WHAT WAS YOUR HAPPIEST MOMENT:

·         When I borned (Colleen C.) – pakiexplain! K:

SPECIAL AWARDS for the FUNNIEST SLUMBOOK ANSWERS!

ALLEN FLORES (unedited)

·         Favorite food: any how

·         Favorite book: note book

·         Favorite actor & actress: puro over actress

·         Ambition & motto: SEA Man/ it is better to be a sea man than cargo man

·         Phone Number: 22nog2nog

·         Describe yourself: Fat, B shape pangit and lazy

·         Describe your love one: Fat but tin, tall & short

·         What attracted you most? Her fatness and tiness

MYRTHLE GUIMBATAN:

·         Who is your first love? Kalimutan mo na

·         Describe your love one: cutong, dakil mata na

·         When and where did you meet? Wala ka na don (KULIT)

·         Your dedication:

Hey! Who the hell are you asking questions at me. HE!