Kwentong Baboy! (the Pig’s “Tale”)

Our office had our Christmas Party last December 13, 2010.  Auditors and their staff were all on their festive mood upon the start of the parlor games.  One of my favorite is the “IPOS ti BABOY” (pig’s tail) game.  The mechanics are simple.  One, the contestants have to answer all the questions with a phrase “IPOS ti BABOY”, and  two, to remain passive or unsmiling.  So, simple, right? Yeah, right!  But how could anyone refrain from smiling or laughing if the interrogation goes like this…

1.       Anya sidam tattay bigat?             Ans: IPOS ti BABOY

2.       Anya ti iggamam nu umisbo ka? Ans: IPOS ti BABOY

3.       Anya karkarupam?         Ans: IPOS ti BABOY

4.       Anya karkarupa ni inang/tatang mo? Ans: IPOS ti BABOY

5.       Anya ti ap-aprosam tapnu makaturog ka?  Ans: IPOS ti BABOY

6.       Sino kaiddam nga maturog?  Ans: IPOS ti BABOY

7.       Anya ti mangparpargsak kanyam nu naliday ka? Ans: IPOS ti BABOY

8.       Anya nga parte ti kaykayat mo kenni lakay/baket mo? Ans: IPOS ti BABOY

9.       Anya ti umuna nga i-kiss mo nu makitam ni baket/lakay mo? Ans: IPOS ti BABOY

10.   Anya ti kawkawilam iti rabii? Ans: IPOS ti BABOY

HAHAHA!  Easier said than done huh…